barbara walters just said penis...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
