Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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