Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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