I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize