I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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