don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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