I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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