Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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