just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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