i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize