Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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