OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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