i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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