I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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