I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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