ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Houston, we have a squirter
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
