Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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