Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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