I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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