We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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