found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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