you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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