Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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