I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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