Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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