the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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