If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
