Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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