Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
the liver wants what the liver wants
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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