He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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