8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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