She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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