Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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