I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
try to milk me bitch
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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