We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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