This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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