so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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