And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
