Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
high people should be assigned attendants
it's like iHOP with fire
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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