My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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