only if we run a train.
done.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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