Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
