Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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