There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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