I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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