the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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