he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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