come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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