After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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