no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
