He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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