Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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