Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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